Falling
I pride myself on my balance. I regularly say that I've only fallen [enter low number here] times in my life. If you don't count playing recreational sports, this is true. I think it's because I find falling embarrassing. It is! All of your swagger and coolness deteriorates before you hit the ground. They haven't yet created a smooth way to get up from a fall. You can either lay there like you're hurt (if you're not), try to get up quickly (risking a second fall which drops your swag to nearly unrecoverable levels) or laugh at yourself. I look at it as a loss. Falling down is failure. Obviously it's not really failure. It's a fact of life. Gravity is fighting us for our entire existence on this planet. And gravity is undefeated. Nobody beats gravity. Not even me! Well, technically even when I'm standing upright, gravity is holding me down, but you get what I mean. My cool needs to prevail. ...