Jasper the Jersey Douchebag
I don't talk enough about my dog Jasper. I joke about wishing he would just run away or something, but I really love him. Jasper is amazing. He's smart, he doesn't shed and he's great with kids. Yes, even bad ass kids whose mother acts like she doesn't see said bad ass kid pulling at his ears and tail. I swear I almost did a secret pinch on that kid if he would have kept accosting Jasper. I digress... Jasper is a little too smart. Sometimes it gets to a level of manipulation. That's not good. But I guess you take the good with the bad. He doesn't scratch or chew and he's good about holding his bowels. As a matter of fact, it only took us a week or so to get him fully housebroken. It was amazing. I just had to spend a few weeks coming home for lunch so that he could empty his little bladder. I remember it like it was yesterday. His little furry body. Him whimpering because he had...