My Sleeping Situation
The bed has always been a special place for me. As a kid I was a professional boxer beating up my opponent (pillows) and then not letting him fall so I can beat him up some more for my fans. Or a running back in the NFL trying to continue my streak of NEVER being tackled. EVER. Just laying sideways with my pillows as attempted tacklers and the wall as the ground I sprinted across at a lighting-quick pace. I can recall checking to see if my brother was asleep yet so we could whisper about... girls. I used to see the men on TV shows get in arguments with their wives and end up sleeping on the couch. I vowed at the tender age of six that I would never be that guy. The bed was mine. - If she's mad, then she should sleep on the couch! I still feel this way. If I sleep on the couch it's because I dozed off while watching the game or a movie. Not because Swedie's mad. Maybe I'm lucky because we don't have...