Shower Reflections: Part 1

I think I've mentioned briefly on this blog that I have a habit of regularly reviewing embarrassing and awkward moments of my life. Whenever I go through one of these flashbacks, I get that same embarrassed and awkward feeling again. Sometimes I laugh and shake my head. If there is embarrassing dialogue involved, I may repeat the dialogue in a silly, sarcastic voice. - "I've driven with too much alcohol in the system..." I said this gem a few weeks ago when I was taking a driver safety course for my Swedish license when the instructor asked if anyone had experienced double-vision. See what I mean! It's like my brain finds the least acceptable thing to do/say in a social setting and then I DO IT. I get awkward now just thinking about it. What was I thinking? The place where I do most of my embarrassing life reflections happens to be in the shower. Maybe it's a symbolic thing. Part of the cleansing process. ...