The Unpatriotic Patriot
I may be the most patriotic person that I know. You know what, I take that back. My boy Mike Jones is the most patriotic person I know. He makes people take their hats off during the national anthem. People he doesn't even know. And sternly too. Like it's not even a choice. - Ma'am, take off your hat! Show some respect. So yeah. It's Mike Jones and then me. I'm the second most patriotic person that I know. My friends here think I'm brainwashed. Bro-in-Law says that I would be considered a racist here if I said things about Sweden that I do about the US. It is what it is. I love my country. I think my country is great. I was willing to die for my country. Tears welled up in my eyes as I saluted B-1 bombers before they departed to demolish Iraq at the beginning of that unjust war. I get chills as I think about that moment. I get goosebumps when I hear "The S...