US Visit Part 2: Thanksgiving and Torture

So the drive up to Maryland wasn't so bad. The ceremony in Georgia was nice and we were all ready to gear up for Thanksgiving. We put on some Pandora comedy and cruised while laughing. We played a fun game where you name a food starting with letter... We made it all the way to the letter "F" before we decided to take a break. Take a break really means never do that shit again. Plus the game always turned into the sad and not-so-subtly competitive duel between my brother and me. Both of us wanting to outwit each other and end up the victor. Only to be named the smartest person in the car full of barely interested people. We get to my sister's and woah is her belly big! She looks like she is about to pop. The baby is due in a couple of weeks and it's so beautiful and strange to see her like this. My little sister with her first child. I got to see what's coming our way pretty soon. I am to expect my wife to waddle a...